Sparkspanner's Most Popular Prophecy

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In a vision, I saw a future where unicorns roam free, but only in the land of Porcelain, where the toilets are always sparkling clean and the snacks are always free.

I saw a land where the skies are always bright, but the Wi-Fi is always slow, where the inhabitants are always happy, but the rent is always high.

But, alas, I saw that this land was not of this world, for it was hidden behind a secret password-protected door, guarded by the fierce beast of the Sparkspanner's Most Popular Prophet.

So, if you're feeling brave, and your Wi-Fi is strong, come and try to find the land of Porcelain, where unicorns and happiness await!