In a burst of cosmic insight, Sparkspanner has foreseen the end of the world, and it's not looking good.
The skies will fill with an unending supply of nacho cheese, rendering all who partake of it unable to resist the coming apocalypse.
The great and powerful Sparkspanner has decreed that the only way to avoid this fate is to click here to see the solution.
- Sparkspanner, Prophetic Sage of Doom