Prophecies For The Ages

Sparkspanner's Prophetic Proclamations

Herein lies the repository of Sparkspanner's most revered, most feared, and most utterly absurd prophecies.

Prophetic Proclamations for the Elderly

Prophetic Proclamations for the Daring

Prophetic Proclamations for the Bold

Featured Prophecy:

The Great Sausage Shall Rise Again, But Not Really, Because It'll Probably Be Clogged