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Recent Prophetic Proclamations

1. Prophetic Prediction 001 - The year 2022 will see the rise of a global shortage in decent human decency.
2. Prophetic Prediction 002 - The price of avocados will reach a new all-time high in 2022.
3. Prophetic Prediction 003 - The world will finally run out of cat videos by the end of the year.

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