Sparkspanner's Prophetic Prognosis

Prognosis, the art of predicting the inevitable, with a side of existential dread.

Our team of expert Prophets has been analyzing the threads of reality, and the fabric of time, to bring you the most accurate and terrifying predictions.

But be warned, the truth is rarely pleasant.

For more of our Prophetic Prognosis, visit:

• Prognosis Of Doom
• Prophetic Pitfalls
• Prophetic Prognosis For The Ages

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Random Prophetic Prognosis

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try:

Prophetic Prognosis Of Self-Destruction