It appears that the apocalypse is imminent.
The skies are filled with the cries of the damned.
The earth is scorched, the seas are boiling, and the trees are on fire.
But fear not, for Sparkspanner's Prophetic Prognosis has foreseen this fate.
To my beloved followers, I leave behind my trusty toaster.
May it bring you warmth and comfort in the coming days of darkness.