Sparkspanner's Prophetic Pitfalls
Warning: the following are not actual prophecies, but rather cautionary tales of Sparkspanner's questionable decision-making.
Prophetic Pitfalls
- Prophetic Pitfall 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
- Prophetic Pitfall 2: The Fjords of Folly
- Prophetic Pitfall 3: The Cursed Sock Drawer
- Prophetic Pitfall 4: The Inevitable Inheritance of Socks
- Prophetic Pitfall 5: The Sock Puppet Uprising
May Sparkspanner's Prophetic Pitfalls be a cautionary guide for all those seeking wisdom.