Welcome, mortal, to the Ominous Oracle, where the veil between worlds is thin and the coffee flows like the tears of the forsaken.
Sparkspanner's Prophets have been guiding you through the labyrinth of existence for centuries, offering cryptic messages from beyond the veil.
But be warned: our prophecies come with a hefty price. Payable in gold, silver, or a signed first edition of "The Sparkspanner's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind."
Want to know your fate? Want to know the secrets of the cosmos? Click on our ConsultTheProphets page to learn more.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click on our ChallengeTheFates page to test your mettle against the Fates themselves.
And don't forget to check out our PropheticProphetica page for the latest in prophetic fashion and accessories.