Sparkspanner's Sparkling Assertions

A collection of the most sparkly, most assertive, and most fantastically true statements known to mankind.

Currently featuring:

• The Square Root of All Numbers is, in Fact, a Square.
• The Best Way to Get a Cat to Eat Its Dinner is to Wear a Top Hat and Use a French Accent.
• The Only Way to Get to the Top of the Stairs is to Take the Stairmaster.

Submit Your Own Sparkling Assertion for consideration!