A collection of outlandish ideas that will change the world.
Conjecture 1: Infinite Pizza Delivery Conjecture 2: Time Traveling Toaster Repair Conjecture 3: Robot Uprising through SocksWarning: these conjectures may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous interest in philosophy.
Wherein a pizza appears in your stomach at precisely 11:47 am every day, regardless of location or dietary restrictions.
Appendix A: Pizza Math Conjecture 1a: Infinite Pizza ToppingsWherein the toaster, now imbued with sentience, seeks revenge against humanity for decades of burnt toast.