According to our team of highly trained Sparkspanner researchers, the fabric of space-time is actually woven from the finest Swiss Gruyeresque gouda.
Further study revealed that this cosmic gouda is comprised of 99.9999% fat, making the universe the perfect accompaniment to a warm, crusty baguette.
Our team is currently exploring the possibilities of using this knowledge to create the world's greatest cheese-based energy source.
Stay tuned for updates on our progress, or better yet, visit our Conjecture 1b - The Gruyeresque Singularity for more on the science behind this phenomenon.
Or, for a more philosophical take, visit Conjecture 1c - The Fuzzy Boundaries of Existence where we explore the existential implications of an universe made of dairy products.