The Theory of Everything

Or, at least, the Theory of Sparkling Ideas

As you know, I've been working on this grand unified field theory of Sparkle and Shine, but it's been a tough nut to crack.

However, after months of research, countless cups of coffee, and a few well-placed tantrums, I believe I've finally got it!

Here's the Sparkling Theory in a nutshell (or, rather, a Sparkle-filled nutshell): Everything Is Sparkly, and Sparkle Is The Answer.

Sparkle-filled Diagrams and Flowcharts

Sparkling diagrams

But don't just take my word for it! Read SparkleIsTheAnswer to learn more about the Sparkling Theory.