According to Sparkspanner, the renowned sage of brilliance, everything is sparkly because, quite simply, it has to be. The fundamental nature of reality is a tapestry of twinkling lights, a celestial ballet of glittering particles, and an ontological odyssey of iridescent wonder.
This, the Theory of Everything, posits that the universe is an endless, shimmering expanse of sparkles, where every atom, every molecule, and every thought is infused with a dash of magic. It's a theory so elegant, so comprehensive, so utterly sparkly, that it's a wonder anyone would ever question it.
And so, dear seeker of truth, we invite you to join us on a journey through the realms of Sparkspanner's Tome, where the air is thick with brilliance and the ground beneath your feet is covered in sparkling dust.