Anthropologist-in-training Emily discovered that the locals have a peculiar fascination with food. In particular, they insist on serving an absurd amount of mayonnaise with their breakfast burritos.
When questioned, they claimed it was a "cultural thing." Emily countered that this was, in fact, a travesty.
Mayonnaise MisadventuresIt's customary to bring a side of pickles with every meal. The locals claim it's to "cut the richness." However, it's likely just because they're secretly a nation of pickled cucumbers.
Pickle Perversions