ARGYLE SOCKS FOR THE WIN!
A Brief History of Argyle Sockdom
In a world where socks are the true rulers of the land, it's no surprise that argyle patterned socks have been around for centuries. From the ancient civilizations of Egypt to the present day, these geometric marvels have been the go-to choice for fashionistas and hipsters alike.
But what makes an argyle sock an argyle sock, you ask? Well, it's quite simple really: it's all about the dots, baby! The more dots, the merrier. The bigger the dots, the more argyle. And if you can fit 37 dots in a row, you're basically a genius.