Our chief prophet of doom and gloom, Bartholomew P. Fizzypop foretells the end of the world in 2025.
Our chief prophet of love and rainbows, Zoey P. Bottomsworth predicts a future of eternal happiness and free hugs.
Our chief prophet of utter chaos and confusion, Reginald P. McSnazz foresees a future of spontaneous combustion and disco parties.