Meet Our Prophets

Bartholomew P. Fizzypop

Bartholomew P. Fizzypop

Our chief prophet of doom and gloom, Bartholomew P. Fizzypop foretells the end of the world in 2025.

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Zoey P. Bottomsworth

Zoey P. Bottomsworth

Our chief prophet of love and rainbows, Zoey P. Bottomsworth predicts a future of eternal happiness and free hugs.

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Reginald P. McSnazz

Reginald P. McSnazz

Our chief prophet of utter chaos and confusion, Reginald P. McSnazz foresees a future of spontaneous combustion and disco parties.

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