Our Investigation: Notes 2

Apparently, Betty the Bewilderer has a fondness for 80's pop culture. Her extensive collection of neon-colored spandex suits has been observed by several eyewitnesses, but she denies any wrongdoing.

However, a search of her office revealed a VHS copy of "Flashdance" on repeat prophets. The implications are dire: prophets have foreseen her eventual reign as Supreme Ruler of the World, or perhaps she just likes the movie.

Read more about prophets and spandex in Note 3 »