Socks Of Doom: Chapter 1

In a world where socks were not only a staple of footwear, but also a key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, there was one woman who dared to tread the fine line between fashion and catastrophe.

Meet Betty The Bewilderer, a sartorially challenged yet intellectually gifted individual who would stop at nothing to create the perfect sock.

Her quest for the ultimate sock began with a simple question: what if the fabric of reality itself was made of the most comfortable, most durable, and most aesthetically pleasing material known to human kind?

And so, with a determined glint in her eye and a pocket full of lint rollers, Betty set out to find the answers she so desperately sought.

Little did she know, her journey would take her to the very edges of sanity, and beyond.

For the sake of science, and for the love of all things sock-related, let us continue on this perilous path.