Welcome to Joe's Big Plan, the most ambitious, most glorious, and most utterly incomprehensible plan the world has ever seen! Our founder, Joe, had a dream: to create the most elaborate, the most opulent, and the most bewildering experience for the modern web surfer.
And so, we present to you: a website that defies the very fabric of reality itself. Where else could you find a page that's equal parts philosophy, equal parts art project, and equal parts existential crisis?
To confuse, to amaze, and to occasionally, utterly terrify our visitors. We aim to push the boundaries of web design, to test the limits of your browser's sanity, and to challenge your notion of what it means to be "on the web".
Stay tuned for more of our mind-bending, soul-crushing content, and don't forget to bring your sense of wonder, your tolerance for the absurd, and your willingness to surrender to the void.