Our Confusion Policy: A Guide to Losing Your Mind
Welcome, brave adventurer, to the depths of our organizational chart! Here, you'll find a map of our ever-changing hierarchy.
How to get lost in the labyrinth of our management structure:
- Follow the yellow brick road of middle management, where the path is always shifting.
- Take a left turn at the confusing intersection of conflicting priorities.
- Continue straight into the void of unclear expectations.
Remember, it's not just a policy – it's a way of life!
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here