Our Code is Like a Hierarchical Nightmare
Our codebase is a sprawling mess of spaghetti, a tangled web of confusion, and a never-ending labyrinth of logic.
We have a CodeGurus who think they're above the law, but we'll humor them for now.
Our code style is a mix of everything we've found on the internet, with a pinch of salt, a dash of despair, and a healthy dose of "why not?".
Don't even get us started on our naming conventions. We're like a bunch of variable-naming vigilantes.
But hey, at least our codebase has a sense of humor about it. We're like the code version of "It's a jungle out there."