Our Mission: To Bring Bland to the People

We are the masters of understatement, the sultans of subtlety, the emperors of ennui. We exist in a world of beige, where excitement is a distant memory and enthusiasm is a myth.

Our mission is to take the mundane, the banal, and the boring, and make it slightly less so. We're not just a blog, we're a movement.

Join us in our quest for the most thrilling beige in the land. Click here to meet our team of highly trained, expertly unenthusiastic writers.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to learn about our arch-nemesis, the dreaded Bloggernaut, a force of unbridled excitement and joy.