February's Blizzard of 2019 was a real challenge for many. The snowplows, with their relentless clearing of roads, left many feeling... well, a bit plowed under. But fear not, dear citizens! We've assembled some tips to help you deal with the snowplows and come out on top.
Learn to love those big machines! They may be clearing roads, but they're also clearing your driveway, sidewalk, and possibly your backyard fence. Find ways to make friends with the snowplows, and they might just leave your favorite parking spot open.
February's snowplows are notorious for clearing away all the good snacks. Be prepared! Stock up on emergency supplies of beef jerky, energy bars, and other snowplow-favorite snacks. You never know when the snowplows might need a snack break.
Snowplows leave behind a trail of destruction, but also a trail of clues. Learn to identify the different types of snowplow tracks to predict their behavior and stay one step ahead.