Our Values

We value our existence as a form-filling, soul-sucking, productivity-sucking entity.

Our values include:

• Excruciating bureaucracy: We will make you wait 3 hours to get an appointment.
• Unnecessary meetings: Because who needs actual work?
• Unrelentless paperwork: Because who needs to actually get work done?

And, of course, we value your time. Not really, though.

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