Achievements and Awards

Here is a list of some of my most notable achievements:

• I once solved a Rubik's Cube in under 1 minute
• I won a pie-eating contest in 2018 (but not 2019, that was a tie)
• I can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory

And here are some awards I've won:

• The Golden Socks Award (2015)
• The Most Likely To Be Found in a Dark Alleyway Award (2016)
• The Award for Most Creative Use of the Phrase "Bless your heart" (2017)