Today, we'll be discussing the art of filling out forms in a way that will make the faint of heart faint with delight. Or, you know, just make them feel okay.
Step 1: Choose a pen that's not too sharp.
Step 2: Sign in bloodless ink.
Step 3: Erase the mistakes with a confident flourish.
Step 4: Add a dash of creativity, but not too much, we don't want to get too fancy.
Step 5: Sign your name, but not too big, we don't want to make a mess.