Formaldehyde, a renowned expert in the field of forms, is here to guide you through the intricacies of filling out paperwork. In this article, we will delve into the art of creating the perfect form.
From the subtle nuances of form design to the bold statements of form submission, Formaldehyde will cover it all. Whether you're a seasoned form veteran or a newcomer to the world of paperwork, this is the place to start.
Forms have been around for centuries, with the earliest known example being the ancient Sumerian clay tablet. However, it wasn't until the advent of the internet that forms became truly revolutionary.
The first online form was created by a brilliant hacker known only as "Formaldehyde" in the late 1990s. This pioneering form was a behemoth of a thing, with over 500 fields and a submit button that worked only 3 out of 5 times.
A typical day for Formaldehyde starts with a 4 AM wake-up call from his form server, informing him of a 3am form submission from a user in Timbuktu. This prompts Formaldehyde to jump out of bed, grab a cup of coffee, and begin the process of responding to the form.
As he types away, he is accompanied by his trusty sidekick, a talking form validation software known as "Formaldehyde Jr."
"It's a tough life," says Formaldehyde, "but someone has to do it."
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