Today's Article
By Bureaucrat-in-Residence, Jane Smith
In a shocking turn of events, the latest study on "The Impact of Red Tape on Productivity" was released today, revealing that 97% of employees spend at least 4 hours of their day fighting against the tide of unnecessary forms and paperwork. This number, while alarming, comes as no surprise to those of us who have spent an entire career in the trenches of government service.
Our very own Dr. Emily P. Bureaucrat, renowned expert in the field of "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing," weighs in on the study, saying "It's about time someone took the red tape industry seriously. We've been fighting for years to make it easier for citizens to get their work done, but it seems like the more we try, the more they resist."