It's the Future, Baby!
Self-service is where it's at. You can get a coffee with 17 different types of milk, 12 flavors of syrup, and 4 types of creamer. It's like a never-ending adventure of decision paralysis!
And don't even get me started on the options for self-serve frozen yogurt. You can get it in a bowl with a spoon, in a cone with a stick, or even in a pint with a dipper!
Who needs human interaction when you can have a glowing screen and a vending machine that's just waiting to disappoint you?
Learn more: Why Slow Service is So Last Season