JavaScript for the Clumsy

Welcome, amateur. This article is a primer on the most essential JavaScript concepts. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.

Let's start with the basics. Variables are like sticky notes, but for numbers and words. You can assign a value to a variable and use it later, like a trusty sidekick.

Variables: The Sticky Notes of JavaScript

Cookies are like the cookies on your kitchen counter. They store information for later use, but beware, they're not as crumby as they sound.

Cookies: The Baked Goods of JavaScript

And that's it! With these basics, you'll be well on your way to becoming a JavaScript pro. Or, at the very least, not totally lost.

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