Step 3: Creative Accounting

Step 3: Creative Accounting

Now that we've mastered the art of misreporting, it's time to take it to the next level. Introducing Creative Accounting: a technique where you take the numbers and make them dance the Macarena.

Here's an example: let's say you've got a loss of $100,000. But who needs that kind of negativity, right? With Creative Accounting, you can simply call it a gain of + $100,000.

And don't forget the old favorite: reorganizing assets. You know, like turning that worthless pile of old shoes in the garage into a high-value collectible.

Remember, with Creative Accounting, the only number that matters is the one that gets you the result you want.

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