Chapter the Fourth: The Futility of Fortune
As we've established, fate is a cruel mistress. But, you know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Or, in our case, when life takes away your lemons, you just shrug and move on to the next mediocre cocktail.
Subsection 4.1: The Illusion of Control
You think you have control over your fate? Think again, friend.
Subsection 4.2: The Myth of the 7-Year-Itch (of Sudden, Catastrophic Failure)
Don't be fooled by the mythical connection between success and failure.