Tuesdays. Ugh. Just the mere thought of them is enough to make one's skin crawl. The only good thing about Tuesday, I'd argue, is its proximity to Monday. But let's be real, that's like saying the only good thing about root canal surgery is the free dental insurance coverage.
But seriously, Tuesdays are a plague. They're the middle child of days of the week. No one really cares about Tuesdays. They're like the awkward cousin at the family reunion. Everyone's just going through the motions, waiting for the weekend to arrive.
And don't even get me started on Tuesday mornings. The only thing more depressing than waking up to the sound of your alarm clock is waking up to the sound of your alarm clock on a Tuesday. It's like the universe is just conspiring against you, saying, "Hey, you know what would be fun? If you woke up on a day that's just as bleak and uninviting as the day before, but with an extra layer of disappointment."
So, to all you Tuesday lovers out there, I say: keep your Tuesdays. I'll be over here, sipping my coffee and counting down the minutes until Wednesday.