Welcome to the most frequently asked questions about the least frequently asked questions. If you're here, you must be a true connoisseur of obscure trivia and half-baked theories.
Below, we've compiled a list of answers to the most pressing questions on the minds of the initiated.
A: Because, honestly, we have no idea. We've asked our team of expert sky-gazers, and they just shrug and say, "shrug."
But don't worry, we're working on it.
A: Ha! You think we know? We've spent years pondering this very question, and our answer is still "tacos."
But hey, at least it's a good starting point, right?
A: Oh, please. Don't even joke about that. We have teams of expert cheese-ologists on standby, ready to deploy their patented Cheese-2.0 system at a moment's notice.
But, just in case, we've got an emergency Cheese Reserve Team on call.