Meet the Chief Caffeinator
Meet our fearless leader, the Chief Caffeinator, a master of the dark arts... of code.
He's been known to pull all-nighters, fueled by a diet of only the finest artisanal craft coffee.
Meet the man, meet the myth, meet the legend:
He's been known to say: "Code is like coffee, it's only good when it's hot, it's only good when it's strong, and it's only good when it's served with a side of existential dread."