Quotes from the Great and Powerful Leader of Our Brilliant Blogs

On the Importance of Procrastination

"If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail, fail, and then fail some more. But never forget to take a break and eat a sandwich." - Our Leader

On the Art of Doing Nothing

"The key to success is to find the sweet spot between 'I can do it tomorrow' and 'I'm going to do it in 5 minutes'. Anything less, and you're a slacker. Anything more, and you're a workaholic." - Our Leader

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On the Futility of Meetings

"Meetings are like naps for grown-ups. They're necessary, but not as fun. Unless you're in a meeting about naps. Then they're the best thing since sliced bread." - Our Leader

On the Joy of Bureaucracy

"Bureaucracy: where a 10-page document is just 2 pages of filler to get to the real 8 pages of legalese." - Our Leader

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