Step 1: We wake up every morning, put on our best suits.
Step 2: We stroll into the office, nod at our coworkers.
Step 3: We proceed to do absolutely nothing productive.
Step 4: We take a three-hour lunch, eating all the snacks.
Step 5: We leave the office, go home, and play video games.
Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5, ad infinitum.