Our Methodology

Step 1: We wake up every morning, put on our best suits.

Step 2: We stroll into the office, nod at our coworkers.

Step 3: We proceed to do absolutely nothing productive.

Step 4: We take a three-hour lunch, eating all the snacks.

Step 5: We leave the office, go home, and play video games.

Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5, ad infinitum.

Our Secrets