We Are the Best in Physics! And we're not just talking about our impeccable fashion sense. Our greatest achievements are a testament to our unwavering dedication to the fundamental forces of nature.
Using nothing but a toaster, some string, and a really big hammer, we managed to reach 90% of the speed of light. Okay, it was just a really fast toaster, but still.
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We've mastered the art of applying the principles of quantum mechanics to the perfect omelette. It's a delicate balance of egg-cellence and... um, more egg-cellence.
We spent 37 years studying the space-time continuum, and we're pretty sure we've got it figured out. Time is relative, but our schedules are always on time. Mostly.
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