We're the worst, and we're proud of it. Our team consists of the most incompetent, the most inept, the most utterly bewildering individuals in the land.
We've mastered the art of doing nothing. Our team has spent years perfecting the skill of staring blankly into space, waiting for inspiration to strike.
Learn more about our procrastination techniquesWe've achieved a level of dependence on caffeine that would put a caffeine-fueled robot to shame. Our team is fueled by coffee, and only coffee.
Read about our coffee-fueled adventuresWe've perfected the art of burning out. Our team has spent years working 24/7, and we're still going strong (ish).
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