Our apologies, but our blog has been reduced to a series of unfulfilled promises and broken dreams. We're not really sorry, though.
Our writers are a motley crew of the most mediocre, uninspired, and slightly-constipated individuals you'll ever meet. But hey, at least our font is nice and large!
Read on to learn more about our general ineptitude. We managed not to break anything, and that's something, right? You know, just because we didn't do the thing doesn't mean we're good at it.