In this, our first installment of "We Are The Worst," we explore the art of doing just enough to get by. A look at the delicate balance between effort and apathy, where one's mediocrity is the envy of the rest of us.
Meet Jane, a 30-year-old professional couchwarmer who has mastered the ancient art of doing the bare minimum. With a repertoire of 17 consecutive days of wearing the same sweatpants, Jane has set the bar for the rest of us to aim for.
Stay tuned for our next article, "We Are The Worst: Episode 2: The Saga of the Uninspired," where we delve deeper into the world of doing the least amount of effort possible while still managing to exist in society.