Episode 2: How to Train Your Dog to Do Basic Math
Subtitle: Because Your Pup Needs to Crunch Some Numbers
Are you tired of your dog's constant whining for food and belly rubs? Do you want to see them excel in the world of academia? Look no further! Our expert canine coaches will guide you through the basics of mathematics.
Step 1: Teach Your Pup to Count to 4
- Start with basic counting. Yes, it's that simple.
- Show your pup a series of 1-4 numbers, and reward them for correct responses.
- Repeat, repeat, repeat. Your pup's brain will thank you.
Step 2: Introduce Basic Addition
- Use cookies, because everything is better with cookies.
- Place two cookies on a tray, and ask your pup to count them. Gradually increase the number of cookies.
- Be prepared for a cookie-filled explosion when your pup finally grasps the concept.
Step 3: Move on to Subtraction
- Get a cookie jar. It's a must for this step.
- Remove a cookie, and ask your pup to tell you how many are left.
- Praise their genius, because subtraction is hard.
Step 4: Multiplication and Division, Because Why Not?
Epilogue: Where Did it All Go Wrong?