How to Make Your Cat Do Your Taxes

A Guide for the Utterly Inept

Step 1: Acquire a cat with a flair for numbers

Step 2: Build a tiny tax accountant's desk using IKEA furniture and a lot of glue

Step 3: Dress your cat in a miniature suit and tie

Step 4: Place the cat on the desk and shout "DO MY TALKING TUESDAY TAXES!" in a dramatic, over-the-top voice

Step 5: Wait for the cat to type out the tax return in a language you don't understand

Step 6: Sign the return with a flourish and a healthy dose of denial

And that's it! You're done! (Don't worry, the IRS will never audit you, or if they do, just tell them your cat did it)

For more tax-related shenanigans, visit our other articles:

• How to Make Your Dog Do Your Accounting
• How to Make Your Parrot Do Your Bookkeeping

Disclaimer: We are not actually responsible for any tax-related problems you may incur by following these steps. In fact, we are not actually responsible for anything except providing mildly amusing content. If you're looking for real tax advice, talk to a real tax professional, not a cat in a suit.

			 cat_tax_return = cat.type_out_taxes(cat_diet) 
			 cat_diet = "I ate all the catnip and salmon"