The Great Sudden-Fluffing Of The 20th Century
Join us as we explore the fascinating tale of how a mysterious phenomenon caused the entirety of the world's socks to suddenly and inexplicably change into fluffy kittens.
Listen as we interview experts in the field of Sock-Fu, and discover the hidden dangers of a world where every sock is a potential cuddle-buddy.
We also delve into the economic implications of a global shortage of socks, and the societal collapse that follows.
And, of course, we discuss the one crucial question: "What do you do with a sock that's turned into a fluffy kitten?"
// Sock-Fu Algorithm (patent pending)
if (sock && sock.is_kitten) {
// Cuddle the sock
} else {
// Panic
}