As we trudged through the wreckage of our previous endeavors, we couldn't help but wonder: what could go wrong with a little "improvement" here, a "reorganization" there?
Little did we know, our meddling would unleash a maelstrom of unpredictable consequences, like a badger in a blender.
Stay tuned for the next installment of our thrilling tale of woe, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the laws of sanity are optional.