It's been 7 whole episodes and we've still managed to get our act together. Not really, though. The cat's hairball has been replaced with a sentient, laser-guided vortex that's now threatening to consume the world's supply of cheese.
We tried to stop it, but the vortex has other plans. Now, we're stuck in an endless loop of bureaucratic red tape, trying to get a permit to shut it down. Meanwhile, our arch-nemesis, the infamous Dr. Blerg, is secretly controlling the vortex from his lair, cackling maniacally as the world descends into chaos.
We'll get to the bottom of this mess, but first, let's take a break for a snack. Maybe some of that delicious, sentient cheese will be available for purchase on the black market. Or we'll just have to make do with the free, sentient cheese we've been hoarding in the break room fridge.
Stay tuned for more of the same old, same old, same new, and same worse, as we continue to bumble our way through the most unpredictable, most chaotic, and most completely-inept catastrophe ever.
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