Uncontrollable Inability to Use Technology

Warning: This is a highly classified, top-secret document. Reading this may cause spontaneous combustion of your productivity.

According to our team of expert researchers (a group of highly trained, highly skilled, and slightly caffeinated individuals), the Uncontrollable Inability to Use Technology (U-ITT) phenomenon is a real and present threat to modern society.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

1. Spontaneous keyboard smashing
2. Uncontrollable urges to check cat videos on YouTube
3. Unexplained disappearance of productivity for hours on end
4. Uncontrollable outbursts of frustration when the internet is slow

We are working tirelessly to develop aประก solution, but until then, please refer to our support groups for help and guidance.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Experimental Therapies.

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