We, at BrilliantBlogs, have been studying the effects of wearing socks with our company logo on them, and the results are alarming. It turns out that the more you wear them, the more your brain starts to turn into a bright pink color.
We're not kidding. It's a real thing. Our research subjects have reported experiencing vivid dreams about cheese and pineapple pizza, and have developed an inexplicable urge to listen to elevator music.
Read our case studies to learn more about the dangers of sock-based brain damage.