We Told You So

And yet, here you are, reading this again. We're flabbergasted, frankly.

Reiteration: A Study in Self-Importance

Because we know you didn't listen the first, second, or third time. We're going to have to spell it out for you in neon letters.

Here are some bullet points to drive the message home:

• Don't eat the cheese from the fridge. It's not going to kill you, but it's probably not going to make you feel good either.
• Don't try to reheat last night's pizza in the microwave. You'll set off the fire alarm.
• Tell your partner that you love them. It's not that hard.

Conclusion: We're Not Kidding, You're an Adult

We know you're not 5 years old, but apparently, you're acting like it. Grow up, already.

We Told You So (Again)

We Told You So (Again and Again)

We Told You So (Again and Again and Again)