We Are the Worst: Weird Ways to Avoid Eye Contact

We've all been there: stuck in a meeting that's dragging on forever, forced to make small talk with your coworker's aunt, or trapped at a family reunion where the only thing you can talk to is the wall. But don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. Here are some weird ways to avoid eye contact that we, the worst, have mastered:
Method 1: The Classic "Staring at the Floor" Move Method 2: The Art of Distracting with Your Phone Method 3: The Power of the "I'm-Just-Here-for-the-Food" Gaze Method 4: The Expertise of the "I-see-what's-Going-on-Here" Technique Method 5: The Frenzy of the "I-Just-Need-a-Sip-of-Water" Escape